Are you tired of the static nature of secure employment?
Had enough of knowing you can’t be fired just because
somebody doesn’t like you?
Fed up with being an ongoing part of a community that
develops a feeling of mutual trust while working together over a number of
years?
Well, fret no more! It’s out with the old and in with the
new as UNCG changes SPA positions to EPA and all with a great beat!
C’mon! It’s the latest, greatest craze there is! Here’s how
it goes:
You take a position
You put in the pot
You do some voodoo magic
And you make it what it’s not
Change the S into an E and
Remove job security
That’s what it’s all about!
It’s hard to keep your feet from tapping right along isn’t
it? Good, because you are going to want to stay in shape as employment moves from
secure to at-will!
Ready?
Set.
Dance!
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