Looks Like We've Been Zinked

I've just learned something that may explain the car.

Jeff Collins, a UNCG alum and former president of the Alumni Board builds reproduction Cobras and it is quite possible that he loaned this one to Gilliam either for just the photo or for the welcome events. I hope that is true and find it to be a relief, although it does point to another ongoing issue: Jan Zink's idea of the image required by the university.

Is the image we want portrayed that our chancellor can drive around in a half a million dollar car? Does that reflect who we are (and does it indicate we need big donor support?!?)

I learned about this through an inside source, but I doubt most of the community will ever know that this beautiful car isn't the way the chancellor gets to and from his outings.

Here are some other ideas that Zink might have had on her notepad while brainstorming a way to turn UNCG into an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians:

1. See if Paris Hilton can replace the spartan as our mascot
2. Have the chancellor drink champagne from a woman's shoe while fox hunting
3. Hire air force one to deliver Gilliam's off campus mail
4. mink office chair?
5. dress Chancellor & Mrs. Gilliam as Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette for ticket only costume ball...arrive in carriage pulled by six white horses

I don't know, if she didn't think of those, they certainly seem right up her alley. How's Gilliam going to change his image if he still has Jan "Diamonds on Her Fingers" Zink kicking around his image and trying desperately to advance herself?

This image is wrong, wrong, wrong - accusations were already flying (unfounded or no) about the chancellor's first class flights, mansion upgrades, and staffing perks. Taking a picture in an expensive car while on the way to series of country club events doth not a chancellor of the people make; it's fuel to the fire.

Are we a fancy school where a highfalutin chancellor jets around on first class flights or in luxurious cars to elite events to rub elbows with wealth?

or

Are we a school for first generation students and veterans that prides itself on educating those who've worked hard (and continue to do so) to get here with a dedicated faculty and loyal, hard working staff creating the next generation of graduates who will do us proud?

I know where the Zink wants to take us...but she'll have to take me kicking and screaming.