Here’s a question I’d like to get an answer to (as opposed
to all the others that I ask but that don’t get answered):
Is there anything that the university needs in order to
continue to support its mission that costs less than $100,000?
The reason why I ask that is because $100,000 is the budget
that Jan Zink has for purchasing gift baskets. And, well, it seems to me like
there might have been some things that were in the lineup of priorities that we
would be funding before we got down to gift baskets (or $150,000 for ice
sculptures for that matter).
Now, maybe that wasn’t the entire amount that she asked for
in the gift basket fund, so she’s feeling that she has tightened down too.
Here’s where things start to get fuzzy for me. We know that
Jan doesn’t think that UNCG people give. Does she have the idea that UNCG
people would if they thought they were going to receive a woven basket with an
assortment of small cheeses? I think she may have our donors mistaken for
rodents. Does she think our donors can’t find their own body wash or ground
coffee? That the only reason they would give is because it will lighten their
weekly shopping load a tad?
Here’s a
gift basket that looks very nice for $39.95 – Jan could buy 2,503 of them
with that budget. Are we sending out 2,503 gift baskets a year?
But maybe that’s not as fancy as the ones she orders. After
all, she is the one who thinks that the appropriate décor for a donor function
is an ice sculpture of a grand piano…because nothing says “we’re spending your
donation wisely” like something that costs a lot and yet melts.
So, are we sending out “Tower
of Treats” baskets from Harry & David at $149 a pop? That budget lets
Jan “gift basket” Zink send 671 thank you baskets complete with smoked salmon,
nuts, pears, and hopefully some explanation of why we thought they would want
us to spend such a large part of their donation on a gift for them.
Meanwhile, we have students and staff who are well below the
poverty line – with at risk housing and food shortages. We have buildings that
have holes in the floors and soon much of the teaching technology in the
classrooms will be removed and sold off. We have faculty using 7-year-old
laptops and desks that stand up when a book is propped under one leg. We have
field trips the students can’t afford to attend and doctor’s co-pays that break
the bank. We have staff who have been
laid off, course sections that have been cancelled, library resources that have
expired…and I could go on, but you get the picture.
I think that our donors give to UNCG because they love UNCG,
not because they need a really complicated way to get a basket of candied fruit
and cashews. Our donors want the personal touch, not the champagne treatment.
If people aren’t giving, it’s because we’ve alienated them, not because they
have been lured away by other universities’ giveaways. Our donors can tell when
you care about them and when you are just trying to get their money. And you,
Jan, are as transparent as plate glass.
UNCG people have a long tradition of giving more than they
are asked and of giving because they care – and are cared for. You can’t buy
your way into their hearts.
Your oil money doesn’t translate well here; maybe it’s time
for you to just get on home to Tulsa.
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